deverse:

my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey insteadimage

amporca:

Trying on clothes is really hard when you hate yourself. Liking someone is really hard when you hate yourself. Eating is really hard when you hate yourself. Life is really hard when you hate yourself.

bandicutes:

if u can do liquid eyeliner u can do anything

naotakunn:

i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done

brovanguard:

rlmjob:

okay but this one is all too real

the first infomercial ad that makes sense

brovanguard:

rlmjob:

okay but this one is all too real

the first infomercial ad that makes sense

victini:

2 KILOS

mrmeriwether:

yeahbanero-bells:

wolvensnothere:

Whoa.

I read this out loud to boyfriend and he just went “ohhhhhhhhh” 

CEOs all runnin around terrified of blue shells from the homeless

euroarab:

i blog as fast as possible for a short time then i vanish