neilnevins:

nathanael-platier:

We freed them…but at what cost?

that ball wasn’t there to trap them

it was to protect us

khaleesikun:

man you can tell everyone who posts those zodiac posts have someone they hate b/c it’ll be like

aries: strong :)

taurus: great :)

gemini: fake bitch

cancer: emotional :)

leo: determined :)

virgo: sneaky asshole

libra: smart :)

scorpio: vengeful shitlord

sagittarius: alright :)

capricorn: hardworker :)

aquarius: wackiest fakest bitch

pisces: good :)

sssn-neptune-vasilias:

foxyplaydate:

killer-pineapples:

kittendesu:

the-cell-block-tango:

astronomyproblems:

Idk if this counts as a peeve more of an art-astronomy pet peeve

but when people draw the cresent moon and where the dark, shaddowed part of the moon is they put in stars

like studdenly that part of the moon is invisible instead of just being in the shadow

like wtf

wait no peOPLE ACTUALLY DO THIS???

 really stupid question though but like, aren’t there stars in front of the moon??? like??? space isn’t two dimensional so someone putting a couple stars in front of the shadow wouldn’t necessarily be wrong?? because aren’t there stars all around in space and?????? im just going to be confused forever frick uvu; 

hun if there was a star infront of the moon we’d be fucking dead

i’m fucking crying

In order, that is Blake, Weiss, Jaune, Yang and Ruby

foodchewer:

secretlifeofawasian:

foodchewer:

just got my first boner

Congratulations

thanks it was hard

sorelatable:

when summer is almost over and you pass your school

stephenhawqueen:

the US is unreal like girls cant wear shorts to school, you can literally lose your job for being gay, and unarmed black children are brutally murdered on the regular but old white ppl r still like “what a beautiful country. i can freely carry a gun for no reason and some of our mountains look like presidents. god bless”

me as a pedestrian: [catwalks slowly across street as 90 cars pile up behind each other trying to turn; throws modelesque glance backwards over designer shades] [car inches into crosswalk] HOW DARE YOU COME WITHIN FIVE FEET OF ME!? I HAVE THE FUCKING RIGHT OF WAY??? SEE YOU IN COURT YOU CAPITALIST, PLANET-DESTROYING SCUM
me driving: say your prayers

dicaeopolis:

im really curious what happened in those 22 comments

ralphwigguum:

all these people falling in love with chris pratt now that he’s in shape smh

always remember chubby pratt

image

shutupvevo:

on the one hand it’s a joke but on the other hand where is the lie

bombing:

one of my favorite things is when you give a baby your finger and they hold on to it as tight as they can. it’s funny because they don’t even come close to having the amount of muscle power i do. do you really think you can hold me here haha. i’ll crush you