drunktrophywife:

*moaning* what’s ur credit card number

fiercezucchini:

those feelings when you want a relationship

but you don’t

but you do

but you don’t

iamwizz:

The year is 2060. iPhone 842 is released. The screen touches you

katkinkat:

i  swear celebrity pregnancies last like 2 months instead of 9???

viva-la-heichou:

hannahissoweird:

koujakus-boyfriend:

sossidge:

me 11:59 September 30th

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me 12:00 October 1st

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it’s not even october and 90% of tumblr is like the second gif

I’ve never seen tumblr on Halloween or Christmas… Is it bad?

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lanashiftdelrey:

seeing someone hit on your crush

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teacher: do u understand what ur supposed to be doing
me: yeh
friend: what r we supposed to be doin
me: lol idk

satanslittlewh0re:

this is the best pun in tv history but oh my gosh the feels

aviculor:

clannyphantom:

why do teenage boys go through that phase where they just imitate female moaning noises

it’s the only way they can hear it